The Evidence

Let's start with the obvious: he calls himself "The Tech Daddy." Unironically. Nobody gave him this title. No committee voted on it. No council of elders bestowed it upon him. He just... started calling himself that. And expected everyone to go along with it. Peak douche energy.

Nobody asked. Literally nobody asked. But there he is, hovering over your shoulder, telling you that you should be using Arch Linux and that your perfectly functional setup is "basically a Fisher-Price toy." Thank you, Luke. Very cool. Very douche.

Every conversation — every single one — is an opportunity for Luke to say "well, actually..." and then proceed to correct you on something that didn't need correcting, with information that's questionably accurate at best. The man has elevated pedantry to an art form. A douchey, douchey art form.

"Oh man, my home lab is getting SO expensive, I don't even know where to put my fourth server rack." Cool story, Luke. Nobody asked about your server rack. Nobody cares about your server rack. But sure, keep casually mentioning it in every conversation like the Tech Daddy douche you are.

Oh, you use a GUI? Pathetic. You don't compile your own kernel? Embarrassing. You use Windows? Luke is already writing your eulogy. In his world, if you're not doing things the hardest way possible, you're not a real tech person. Classic douche gatekeeping from the Tech Daddy himself.